Old man, to man who has just sneezed on him: Fuck you, you shithead! Ya goddamn farthole! –44th & 8th Overheard by: Jeremy Tortora Crazy guy: And I’m just gonna take a shit in his fucking mouth. –9th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Zak Santucci Old man, to dog: Shit already, damnit! Do you hear me?! Shit already! –51st & 8th