Black woman #1, to black woman #2: That’s a real cute phone for a nigger without a job. –Sprint Store Overheard by: wigger with a job Guy: I dunno, if I had that much money, I’d spend it on something else. Like pants made of diamonds…Or hookers made of gold. –Lafayette & Bond Overheard by: jayloo Hobo, to baby in stroller: You’re a fucking moron, kid, wasting all your money on that shit! –Central Park Overheard by: PeggyG.