Man looks down at Time magazine with Theodore Roosevelt on the cover. Man: Wait. We had two President Roosevelts? When did that happen?
Supervisor: Yeah. There was, um, [looks at cover] Teddy, and, uh, shit. What was the other one named?
Man: I don’t know. Shit, man, history’s hard because, you know, there’s just so much of it. It’s, like, impossible to really understand it, I think.
Supervisor: Yeah, that’s true. –K-Mart, 9th St & 4th Ave Overheard by: appalled customer buying swim trunks