Guy on cell: But he didn’t get shot…Oh, the old man’s dead? Niiiice! –Starbucks, 57th St Little Boy: Mommy, mommy! Guess what I dreamt about last night? I dreamt I was dead! –Star Diner, 77th & 1st Overheard by: Fruit Salad Commuter: Well, I’d rather do it for a dead person than a handicapped one. –LIRR train Overheard by: LIRRider Guy #1, to guy #2: I don’t want you to freak out about this, man, but when I die I want you by my side. –Union Square