Guy: I have to sleep with her before she gets married. –9th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Alison R. Girl on cell: It’s marriage, not racism. –Whole Foods, Union Square Overheard by: Phe Woman on cell: I want the wedding without the husband. No, really, I want to wear the dress and have a party all about me. –Bergdorf Goodman Dude on cell: So she said, “Don’t you want to marry me?” and I was like [shrugging], “Why the fuck not?” –Central Park, southwest entrance Girl on cell: I can’t believe you can’t spend three hours to come to my wedding so you can study for the bar exam. I’m your sister! And this is my first wedding, so it’s really important to me. –N train Man: If I had known how much work marriage was gonna be, I would’ve said, “Fuck the cow. Give me the milk for free.” –31st & Ditmars, Brooklyn Overheard by: Shannon Supportive friend: Well, they’re past the murder-suicide part of their marriage, so that’s good. –6th St, between 1st & 2nd