Don't Talk With Your Mouth Full

Middle-Aged man: I hope we don't get caught.
Prostitute: Don't worry, I never have.--81st & Amsterdam


Headline by: Sean
Runners-Up:
· "...Not Once in My Ten Years on the Force." - Ingwall
· "Any Extra Charge For the Lip Service?" - Hobo Whisperer
· "He Was Looking For, ''Cause Then We'd Have to Be Punished...'" - alex
· "I've Got My Lucky Condom" - Sheri
· "Is Hugh Grant Considered 'Middle-Aged'?" - Matthew McGuirl
· "My Parents Will Be Home in an Hour" - Lois
· "Skip the Condom. She's Been Tested, Too" - Andy Adelewitz
· "Take Your Father to Work Day" - Sean Mc Grath

Honorable mentions:
· "Charge Me If You Can" - petch
· "If You Can't Beat 'Em (in Public)" - Heather
· "They Were Talking About Their Braces." - Allison
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