White girl on cell: Wait, you’re watching BET? Well, do you feel black and/or entertained? –Union Square Overheard by: Casey Black guy: So you see, white bitches just don’t understand that I have a big ass penis. –St. Mark’s Teenage black girl: See those buildings over there? That’s where I stay. Yeah, it’s nice and shit. I like it. Too many white people moved in, though. That’s why I’m KKK…Krazy Kracker Killa! –Uptown 1 train Overheard by: aq Black guy to white girl: You’d better not stay in the rain too long; sugar melts! –117th & 5th Overheard by: robin b JAP: It’s not like I don’t like his parties, I just don’t fit in. Hello! I’m white! –8th St & 5th Ave Black guy: Well I have black friends, but they just don’t understand. You know what I’m sayin’? Certain races, dog. –LIRR Overheard by: Jess McGins Ghetto girl: What was these two white bitches doing in Harlem at 2:30 in the morning? You know how white they was? They so white they names was Ashley and Haley. That’s how white they was! –Uptown 5 train Midwestern tourist points to a black guy and says, to his tween daughter: You see that guy over there? You see how he’s a different color than you? You see that sometimes in big cities. –Downtown 6 train Overheard by: Gwen Black girl to black friend: Yo, man, you’re acting like a black person. –N train, Ditmars Blvd, Queens Juicer: Oh, shit! We got customers in the store! We gotta stop acting so black! –Jamba Juice, University Place Frustrated woman, who has been trying in vain to hail a cab: What am I, black? –21st & 6th Black girl to black friend: We never gonna get a cab unless we start hangin’ with some white folks. –Orchard & Houston Overheard by: white folk Teenage girl: But Bob Dylan is Jewish. That’s kind of black. –Upper West Side Black girl: Why we gotta be black all the time? Why can’t we be white for two minutes? –Wendy’s, W 34th St JAP: I hate being white! –66th & Broadway White teen girl: Now I know what it feels like to be a minority. –Chinatown White woman to black woman: I feel like I understand the black struggle because I feel I was black in a past life. –Penn Station Thug on cell: Black people like catfish also, nigga! –110th & Broadway Overheard by: Mappy and Chocolate Ghetto girl at crosswalk: Ooh, lil’ white man tells me to walk, so I’m walkin’! –Times Square Overheard by: bully