Wednesday One-Liners Aced Anatomy 101

Mother, to little boy: No, you cannot smell my armpit!

--Keyspan Park, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Jesse


Doctor on cell: Look, having knees doesn't make you special.

--Oustide New York Presbyterian Hospital


Ghetto chick: When she's asleep, I'm gonna squat on her brain.

--16th between 7th & 8th

Overheard by: alyssa


Father of little girl who has just hit her head: Did your brain fall out?

--Chili's, Staten Island

Overheard by: Ada and Andi


Chick: His teeth are really straight. But that's because he was home-schooled.

--Baskin Robbins, 23rd & 8th


Guy: Every time a girl sees my teeth, she's like, "Naaah." I'm gonna get this whole shit redone, where they take them all out and replace the whole thing. It costs like $20,000...Only thing is you have to go two months without any teeth.

--29th St & 33rd Ave, Astoria


Middle-aged man, to college girl in skirt: Excuse me, miss, you have very nice legs. Have you ever thought about doing voice-overs?

--31st & 6th

Overheard by: plo


Teenage boy: Who wants to play guess which body part am I fidgeting?

--North Gannon & Bradley, Staten Island

Overheard by: Shamrocknroll