Mother, to little boy: No, you cannot smell my armpit! –Keyspan Park, Brooklyn Overheard by: Jesse Doctor on cell: Look, having knees doesn’t make you special. –Oustide New York Presbyterian Hospital Ghetto chick: When she’s asleep, I’m gonna squat on her brain. –16th between 7th & 8th Overheard by: alyssa Father of little girl who has just hit her head: Did your brain fall out? –Chili’s, Staten Island Overheard by: Ada and Andi Chick: His teeth are really straight. But that’s because he was home-schooled. –Baskin Robbins, 23rd & 8th Guy: Every time a girl sees my teeth, she’s like, “Naaah.” I’m gonna get this whole shit redone, where they take them all out and replace the whole thing. It costs like $20,000…Only thing is you have to go two months without any teeth. –29th St & 33rd Ave, Astoria Middle-aged man, to college girl in skirt: Excuse me, miss, you have very nice legs. Have you ever thought about doing voice-overs? –31st & 6th Overheard by: plo Teenage boy: Who wants to play guess which body part am I fidgeting? –North Gannon & Bradley, Staten Island Overheard by: Shamrocknroll