Wednesday One-Liners Are Just Big-Boned

Chick: Then he peer-pressured me into being morbidly obese!

--1 train


Girl on cell: Nothing's bigger than Oprah, not even my mother's ass!

--Ocean Pkwy and Neptune Ave, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld


Dude with flyers: New York Sports Club! Only 37 dollars! Get yo' fat ass to the gym!

--Court & Joralemon, Brooklyn

Overheard by: elwood


Little boy: Mommy, I'm sick of all the fat girls in Coney Island.

--Queens Center Mall


Walking VD: It's not cheating if she's fat.

--Outside Jugo Juice, Times Square


Teen girl on cell: Ugh, great. Now she's just going to make fun of me because I'm short and fat! Oh my God!

--Q46 bus

Overheard by: Melissa