Wednesday One-Liners Mention the Unmentionables

Man, pointing at window display: That'll make a nice gift for the wife: a pair of underwear that say "SALE" across the ass. Classy.

--Outside Victoria's Secret, Herald Square

Overheard by: sean


Hipster chick: Quite frankly I'd rather wash all my bras tonight.

--F train

Overheard by: braincurve


Woman to five elderly ladies: All right, ladies, put your underwear on and let's go.

--L&B Spumoni Gardens, 86th St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld


Chick on cell: So how long did it take the four of you to find your bra the next morning?

--Harlem

Overheard by: Jess is hot.


Girl on cell: I am so not letting my underwear go on a date with his underwear.

--Prince & Broadway