Man, pointing at window display: That’ll make a nice gift for the wife: a pair of underwear that say “SALE” across the ass. Classy. –Outside Victoria’s Secret, Herald Square Overheard by: sean Hipster chick: Quite frankly I’d rather wash all my bras tonight. –F train Overheard by: braincurve Woman to five elderly ladies: All right, ladies, put your underwear on and let’s go. –L&B Spumoni Gardens, 86th St, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld Chick on cell: So how long did it take the four of you to find your bra the next morning? –Harlem Overheard by: Jess is hot. Girl on cell: I am so not letting my underwear go on a date with his underwear. –Prince & Broadway