Barmaid: I’ll never feel lonely as long as someone, somewhere wants to stick it up my butt. Knowing that helps me sleep at night. Yes, sir, so long as I know that someone still wants to put it in my poop chute, I’m one happy camper. –E Houston St Woman to man: Just stick your dick in his ass. That’ll make him happy. –Bleecker St Overheard by: Jillian C White girl on cell: And he put it in my ass and I was like, “Nuh-uh, nigga.” –12th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Scott Restaurant patron: So you’ll take a dick up the ass, but you won’t have that operation? –Florent Restaurant, Gansevoort St Yuppie: Can we not talk about anal sex at the opera? –Met performance, Great Lawn, Central Park Overheard by: @$#%! Girlfriend to boyfriend: For every one you hit, you can put it in my ass. –Batting cages, West Side Overheard by: The King Adrock Guy on cell: …and the next thing I know, I’m getting fucked up the ass with Chapstick for lube. …No, cherry! …I know! –49th St Overheard by: Manhattman