She Had to Fake It Until His Bar Mitzvah

30's artist-type woman #1: Ok, so he was a decade younger. But I have an excuse!
30's artist-type woman #2: His penis excused his age?
30's artist-type woman #1: Well, I think it grew a half inch per year since the day he was born.

--9th & Bedford, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Lauren