Wednesday One-Liners Have a History of Violence

Guy, to girl: If I wanted to be angry, I would have punched you in the face a long time ago.

--34th & 7th


Woman on cell: Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.

--33rd St & 31st Ave, Astoria

Overheard by: Wade


Woman: It's not like someone put a gun to your head and told you to fuck her!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Cha


Guy on cell: Yes, I'm interested in your sparring class...No, you see I want to hit somebody.

--Bryant Park

Overheard by: Braincurve


Thug, to his girlfriend: Yo, I don't care if you a girl or not. I will bust you in the head with a rock.

--Central Park