Statutory Wednesday One-Liners

Tourist: I want to have sex. I'm old enough!

--Outside Cold Stone Creamery, 42nd St


20-Something frat boy: Ya know, something tells me my wife hasn't even been born yet...

--6 train, Astor Place

Overheard by: Al


Young woman: If I were a pedophile, I would be the best pedophile ever because nobody would suspect me!

--6 train

Overheard by: Innocent bystander


Man, trying on glasses: No, these make me look like a pedophile.

--9th Street Optical, 9th St between 5th & 6th, Brooklyn


Chick on cell: Yes, I got fired at my job! Yes, I got fired at Barely Legal! I got tired of playing Twister in my pajamas.

--Airplane, LaGuardia Tarmac

Overheard by: Judy