Tourist: I want to have sex. I’m old enough! –Outside Cold Stone Creamery, 42nd St 20-Something frat boy: Ya know, something tells me my wife hasn’t even been born yet… –6 train, Astor Place Overheard by: Al Young woman: If I were a pedophile, I would be the best pedophile ever because nobody would suspect me! –6 train Overheard by: Innocent bystander Man, trying on glasses: No, these make me look like a pedophile. –9th Street Optical, 9th St between 5th & 6th, Brooklyn Chick on cell: Yes, I got fired at my job! Yes, I got fired at Barely Legal! I got tired of playing Twister in my pajamas. –Airplane, LaGuardia Tarmac Overheard by: Judy