The Laughing Helps My Fried-Chicken Gas

Black chick #1: C'mon.
Black chick #2: Alright, alright, what's the rush?
Black chick #1: C'mon, I wanna see some white boys dancing.

--Outside Gazebo nightclub, 93rd St & 4th Ave, Bay Ridge

Overheard by: Capn MidNite