I'm Pretty Sure Africa Has Extradition Now

Guy #1: I'd rape her. I mean, if I were in Africa I'd rape her.
Guy #2: She has a cameraman that knows kung fu, you foul Negro!
Guy #1: After I shoot him in the head, all that kung fu knowledge bleeds out.

--Katra, Bowery & Rivington

Overheard by: Michael Winfield