Girl on cell: It doesn’t matter how many people I’ve had sex with…If I can remember each of their names, then it isn’t a lot. –32nd & Broadway Overheard by: Tommy Girl on cell: You had a threesome with the mayor of what? –144th & Broadway Overheard by: McFreaky NYU boy: Pear applesauce, strawberry applesauce, banana applesauce. God, it’s like the apples did every other fruit in the garden! –Food Emporium, Union Square Dude: And after the party, everyone gets innoculated and takes the morning after pill. –Taj Mahal, 6th St between 1st & 2nd Overheard by: lish Woman: The problem is that men are paradoxically both a reason to be celibate and to have large amounts of sex. –140th & Broadway