Guy: All we’re gonna do anyway is drink in my basement. Fuckin’ suburbia. –W 4th & Mercer Teen girl: And he was like, “You people from Connecticut, all you ever do is drink cocktails and text-message each other.” –Uptown 2 train Ditzy girl: It’s like…like the herbal tea of beers. –House of Brews, 51st & 8th Overheard by: Just Trying to Watch the Game in Peace Teenage guy: Dude, you can’t get married. You’re going to college. There’s gonna be a lot of girls and beer. Every day. –Middletown Rd & Crosby Ave, the Bronx Overheard by: christine Girl on phone: What do you mean she’s not drunk yet? –Mo Pitkins, 2nd St & Ave A Overheard by: sarah Guy: We’re going to strap the beer to the dog, and go down to the Ho Chi Minh Trail, and camp out by the railroad tracks. –Ave A Overheard by: Cory Guy: I would rather be poor and not famous than famous and poor…I drank a lot today, but I am not drunk. –7 train Guy on phone: Did you do her?…Mazel Tov…Was she drunk? –Lobby, Cardozo School of Law