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Girl: How do I cross the parade?
Cop: Get in line with the rest of the straight people.--Pride Parade, 14th & 5th


Headline by: Steve
Runners-Up:
· "Chickens have pride, too." - Gobbling Cock
· "Give It The Old College Try" - Paul K.
· "Maybe a Richard Gere costume" - Corydon
· "Now, Dance! And When We Stop Laughing, You May Cross." - Andy Adelewitz
· "That, or turn queer on 6th" - Albylicious
· "The Indian and the Construction Worker Were Far More Helpful" - mercavelli
· "The only day of the year when 'blow me' isn't the right answer." - Jesse Y C
· "Unless of course you'd like to show me some hot girl on girl action." - Adam

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