Teen girl: Wow! I just realized I haven’t been online all day! –34th & 6th Overheard by: Different Generation Middle-aged woman: 50% of the population is allergic to wheat. They just don’t know it. It’s true– I read it on the internet. –Port Authority Guy: You should start a fight with her on MySpace. –75th & Amsterdam Guy: I’m pretty sure my cat has Down’s syndrome…You can read about it on my MySpace blog. –Spice, Chelsea Overheard by: DJR Thug: MySpace is like crack, yo. I’m addicted to that shit. –F train Overheard by: Laurence Lau Girl: Google is, like, totally taking over the world! –Terminal 4, JFK Overheard by: Jess McGins Girl on cell: We need, like, a slutty web-designer friend we can bring in on this. –Harlem Overheard by: Buttons Scruffy dude: I should just bring her a bunch of photos of my ex-girlfriend and slam them down and be like, “Find one, just one of these, that you’re hotter than.” I can’t believe she wouldn’t give me her e-mail address. She must be out of her mind. I mean, just give me a fake one. Like, something at hotmail.com. Anything! –54th & 10th Overheard by: Waiting for The Colbert Report Guy wearing t-shirt that says “You are so off my buddy list”: So I am thinking about creating another website that’s Jedi-friendly. –Penn Station Overheard by: Palmala Handerson