Wednesday One-Liners Still Can't Get Over Joey Picking Pacey (That Dumb Bitch)

Girl on cell: We got Chinese cable because it was cheaper than the cheap cable...Yeah, it's all in Chinese...Whatever. As long as I watch things that I've already seen, I don't need to actually know what they're saying.

--N train, Astoria


Queer, on cell: Have you seen Victoria's boyfriend lately? He looks great. She's better than Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

--Eckerd, Astoria


Mother, to kids: Sorry we just missed the fireworks, guys. It's okay, though. I TiVoed it at home just in case.

--79th St entrance, FDR


Tourist, after eagerly struggling for camera air-time: You know what, Ma, I don't think we're gonna be able to watch this -- it only airs today.

--Taping of the Today Show, Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: Stephen and Allison


Girl: Well, today they had a woman who was born a man who married a man who was born a woman, so don't shit on Maury Povich!

--New York Public Library

Overheard by: Actually READING at the Library


Guy: Sweet Sixteen? That show makes me understand terrorism.

--114th & Broadway