U-G-L-Y. You Ain't Got No Alibi. You Ugly! Hey, Hey, You Ugly! Go, Wednesday One-Liners!

Girl on cell: I was like, "Back up, bitch. Get off your high horse and don't ever talk to me again." Such a bitch. And the thing is, she's not even cute. Like, she has no right! She's a fucking bitch, and she's ugly! It's one thing to be a bitch, but to be one when you're ugly? You just don't do that.

--19th & Broadway


Aspiring fashionista: I don't know what I'd do if I had a kid and it was ugly. I'd probably die of embarassment or something. Maybe I should adopt. Can you, like, ask the adoption people to give you a good-looking child or something?

--SoHo


Flight attendant: We will be dimming the cabin lighting, as it greatly improves the attractiveness of your in-flight crew.

--JetBlue flight, JFK

Overheard by: Josh Barro


Father, to kids: Good job, guys! So [the doctor] says you're ugly, but healthy.

--Pediatrics office, Tribeca


Buff girl on cell: Yeah, well, she accused me of being mean. She insulted this new dress I was wearing at the party and was all like, "Ew that is so ugly," which was kinda bitchy, don't you think? So I told her, "That's because it would look like shit on you."...Whatever. It's true.

--NYSC, Whitestone

Overheard by: Karen