Keen observer: That woman’s not pregnant; she’s just real old. –Bleecker & Bowery Overheard by: Poetgirl Woman holding baby: You don’t understand why I’m upset when, after I deliver your 10-pound baby, you take another woman to a wine bar? –4th & Macdougal Overheard by: kevin Woman: Being pregnant is like slowly drinking a bottle of ipecac. –52nd & Ave of the Americas Five year old: This baby stuff is boring! –Labor & Delivery, Our Lady of Mercy Medical Center, the Bronx Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer Douchebag: I swear to God, if some girl I was fucking got knocked up, I would kill myself. Well, I would kill myself and then I would punch her in the face…Fuck, if she got pregnant, I would tear that baby out with a fork! –Metro-North Hipster: I don’t care about getting married. I just want to get pregnant so I can see my gynecologist more often. –Alma, Red Hook, Brooklyn