Can You Hear Wednesday One-Liners Now?

Metro-North conductor: If you have been on your cell phone more than 5 minutes, you are not only annoying all of the passengers around you, but have also probably started to annoy the person on the other end of the call, so hang up.

--Metro-North, Marble Hill


Guy on cell: I'm only calling because I have to walk ten blocks, and I can't stand to be alone with my own thoughts.

--60th & Lex

Overheard by: tabubob


Queer: I could never respect someone with that ring tone!

--Duane Reade, 8th & Broadway