Metro-North conductor: If you have been on your cell phone more than 5 minutes, you are not only annoying all of the passengers around you, but have also probably started to annoy the person on the other end of the call, so hang up. –Metro-North, Marble Hill Guy on cell: I’m only calling because I have to walk ten blocks, and I can’t stand to be alone with my own thoughts. –60th & Lex Overheard by: tabubob Queer: I could never respect someone with that ring tone! –Duane Reade, 8th & Broadway