And Can You Tuck? Says Here 'Girl Gets a Free Balloon.'

Dad: How old are you?
Teen boy: Thirteen.
Dad: How old are you?
Mom: You know he's thirteen.
Dad: It says here that if you're eleven or younger, you get in free... How old are you?
Teen: Oh. Eleven.--Roxy DeliOverheard by: Kelsey


Headline by: Tom Dorey
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