Girl: It smells like blasphemy! –Madison Square Park Overheard by: I only smelled mulch Tattooed chick: It’s Christa. You remember, Christ with an A, because I’m so fucking godlike. –8th & A Overheard by: Meredith Guy: She looks like the female version of Dave, which is a bit disconcerting to me…He looks like traditional representations of Jesus. –Manhattan bound L train Overheard by: Philip Guy: Me and Jesus don’t get along. –W 30th, between 7th & 8th Overheard by: Maggie Femme on cell: So, like, our periods stopped at the same time for two hours so we could have sex and I was like, God loves me. Jesus was clearly gay. –103rd & Broadway Middle-Aged lady: Yeah, you can’t go switchin’ churches like that. That’s too many different spirits. You’ll be dealin’ with demons and stuff. –F train Overheard by: Yanni College guy: No, really, dude. The guy’s a full-time, licensed exorcist! –W 4th St A/C/E uptown platform Overheard by: EJ Muscular dude: I am devoted to crack but not to Christ! Please explain that to me. I’m a good crackhead, but I ain’t a good Christian! –Downtown 1 train Street vendor: NYU students, you gotta love them. They be going through hell and jumping out of windows and shit. –Spring & Broadway