Hobo: Make New York safe for women! Lesbian jail! Put those vicious, ass-grabbing lesbians behind bars. –E/V subway platform, 53rd & 5th Overheard by: colin Girl: I think I could totally be a lesbian…except for the whole, like, lack of penises thing. –Three of Cups bar, 5th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: beepster Guy: If I ever went to a drag bar, I’d never want to draw attention to myself. But two 400-pound lesbians?! I mean, come on. –Office, 57th St Guy: So tell me what those lesbian meetings are really about! –St Mark’s & 3rd Overheard by: mariana Amateur sociologist: I think a lesbian counts for two gay people because they’re rare. –Rivington & Ludlow