Wednesday One-Liners Mind the Gap

Man: All I want is vaginal fluids. Been locked up for years upstate.

--Astor Place


Hipster dude: It smells like dirty vagina out here.

--Graham & Richardson, Williamsburg


Amateur gynecologist: I mean, when you think about it, he's really just a big vagina with sand in it.

--93rd & 3rd


Frat guy: I don't know, man...I just don't trust her vagina.

--Outside Ray's Pizza, Houston St

Overheard by: Becky


Chubby teen: I've never even touched a vagina!

--100th & Amsterdam


Worker: They had a bet on who ate the best pussy. They get on the stage and take turns going down on her.

--32nd & Madison


Woman, to store clerk: Excuse me, do you knows where the pussy products is?

--Duane Reade, 45th & 6th