Girl: This has sterile in it. I can’t buy this; I’m allergic to sterile. –Duane Reade, 17th & 3rd Overheard by: mk American woman, to Arab cashier: What, you didn’t understand what I said? Man, you illiterate. –Classon Ave, Brooklyn Chick: I mean, I wasn’t really mentally thinking about it. –Great Lawn, Central Park Frat boy: Why do they call it “Steak Shack” when it doesn’t sell steaks? –Shake Shack, Madison Sq Park Drunk teen girl, raising her beer: Here’s to independence…and the only country that’s got it! –Waterside Plaza Overheard by: David Slone Teen girl: Rebecca wanted to get brown. But brown is such a black color…Well, not that it’s black. But you know. –D train Overheard by: Rachel Young guy to his girlfriend: Shut your fuckin’ mouth when you’re talking to me! –Outside of K-mart, Astor Place Overheard by: snap snap