Confused shiksa: I don’t know, he was either Jewish or Polish or something…He had on that little beanie, you know? –Gate 5, Delta Terminal, JFK Asian chick: I like you because I can say all this ignorant Jewish stuff, and you know what I’m talking about. –Dallas BBQ, 23rd & 8th Overheard by: McFreaky Guy on cell: No it’s all going to be fine. We already locked up the rabbi. –PATH train Overheard by: He didn’t even look like Mel Gibson… Black guy #1 to black guy #2: Jews for Jesus? What kind of racist shit is that, Negro? –Subway tunnel, Times Square Overheard by: Cameron H. Hipster: I was at a Klan meeting when I found out I was Jewish. I just about hung myself. –Williamsburg Overheard by: Nial Chick: They were either Orthodox Jews or Rocky Horror fanatics. –11th & 2nd Overheard by: Saran Wrap Egyptian dude: See, other people in the Middle East do not really hate Jews. We are very similar to Jews, actually. Egyptians and Palestinians and Lebanese and Israelis, all of us make lots of deli foods that have lots of spices and names that are fun to say…And if you are Egyptian, the war does not mean so much. If you grew up there, you grew up with the giant pyramids. You know the pyramids? Yes, well you can see them from the city, and you think “Who built those? Slaves. Who did they build them for? Dead people.” And then things like wars do not bother you so much. –Pita Pan, 1st St & 7 Ave, Brooklyn