But isn't Canada the Party School?

Frantic, screaming child: But I wanna transfer. I wanna transfer!
Calm mother: And where do you wanna transfer to?
Child: Australia.--crosstown bus, 72nd StOverheard by: steven


Headline by: woo hoo
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· "And Try To Get Through Samoa at Rush Hour?" - Greg Costello
· "But It's Always So Early There" - Kelsey
· "Kangaroos seek 21st century juvies for fun, romance." - sidruid
· "Kids Say The Crikiest Things!" - josh
· "She drank a lot of Foster's during pregnancy" - lc
· "This is why you should beat your children" - Adam
· "We Brits would have sent him for free in the old days" - Iain, London

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