Wednesday One-Liners Know How to Dicker

Little gangster kid: Yo, the last time I went fishing I got a fishing lure stuck in my dick.

--Prospect Park, Brooklyn


Hobo: Everybody's somebody on my dick!

--Union Square

Overheard by: Rebecca


Girl, to male co-worker: Can you be a little more subtle and not such a dick-swinger about your Amstel Light?

--Conde Nast Bldg, 57th & 8th

Overheard by: Kenzi


Woman: At least I don't suck dicks for free!

--Broadway and Putnam, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Tommi


Drunk college student: My redeeming factor is I will suck fucking dick to make money.

--Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: dank


Guy on cell: Take it like a bowl of dicks.

--14th & 5th

Overheard by: Johnny Bonsanto


Fat guy: So I asked her, and she gave me her number, and then it was disconnected. So I went back the next week, and she wasn't working there anymore. So I wondered, did she quit her job just to avoid sucking my dick?

--Bleecker & Sullivan

Overheard by: Caroline