Wednesday One-Liners Think 'Un' Is Also a Kind of Faithful

Ghetto guy: She know she got a man, but she'll still gimme some. She know that!

--7 train


Young woman, screaming at young man: I dare you to fuck someone else again! I dare you!... You better not fuck anyone else! You better not!

--Hoyt-Schermerhorn station, Brooklyn


Queer on cell: Since when has your gaping hole decided to be faithful to your boyfriend?

--Union Square

Overheard by: Keith


Walking VD: When I first met you seven months ago I was kinda in another relationship. But now that that's over, wanna get back in bed?

--32nd & 7th


Cop: So I'm fucking his wife for 6 years, and now he complains!

--238th & Broadway

Overheard by: Miriam