They're Great With Toe Jam and Peter's Foot Skin

Tourist #1, looking at sign: What is a bunion?
Tourist #2: It sounds like something you can eat.
Tourist #1: Like an onion bun?
Tourist #2: Yeah, like that.
Tourist #1: Mmm, that makes me hungry. Let's get some food when we get off the train.

--2 train

Overheard by: dubs