Overweight hobo: The only things I look forward to in life are mayonnaise and sex! –57th & 7th Woman on cell: When sex turns into math, you’ve got trouble on your hands. –Union Square Overheard by: McFreaky Chick, screaming into cell: What a bitch! I swear, it’s getting harder and harder to fuck your co-worker and get away without people finding out! –JFK Overheard by: Pixie Realist on cell: Well you can’t expect every guy you sleep with to call you back. –53rd & 6th Man to female date: So, basically, you sleep with people out of hilarity? –St Mark’s & 2nd Overheard by: Diane Business woman: No, I told her I’d rather have sex with my husband than buy her products. And then she hung up on me. –Chipotle, 22nd & 6th