Wednesday One-Liners Think Lebanons Are Girls Who Like Girls

15-year-old on cell: Why would they invade Lebanon? We've got nothing they want. All we've got are trees.

--64th & 5th

Overheard by: Caroline


Professor Obvious, on Hezbollah situation: It's, like, so Old Testament. They really need to come up off that shit.

--Wooster & Houston


B&T mom on cell: God, honey, calm down. I'm in Manhattan, not Lebanon.

--American Girl Place, 49th & 5th

Overheard by: Courtney


Wannabe cartographer: Where's Hezbollah...Like, it's a city in Iran, right?

--Mug Café, E 13th St