15-year-old on cell: Why would they invade Lebanon? We’ve got nothing they want. All we’ve got are trees. –64th & 5th Overheard by: Caroline Professor Obvious, on Hezbollah situation: It’s, like, so Old Testament. They really need to come up off that shit. –Wooster & Houston B&T mom on cell: God, honey, calm down. I’m in Manhattan, not Lebanon. –American Girl Place, 49th & 5th Overheard by: Courtney Wannabe cartographer: Where’s Hezbollah…Like, it’s a city in Iran, right? –Mug Café, E 13th St