Tween boy: Then Tom Cruise and Will Smith get married and have babies. –74th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Rachel 3 year old: Ahhh, my mouth is on fire! My mouth is on fire! Help me, Tom Cruise! –89th & Broadway Overheard by: Alex Man to girlfriend: Shit, I like that Martha Stewart. She a gangsta in disguise. –Kmart, Astor Place Guy: He is like the L. Ron Hubbard of Teach for America. –Lenny’s, 77th & 2nd Overheard by: Rebecca Crazy guy: You fuckers don’t deserve to be here! John Lennon died for peace and tolerance! Get the fuck out of here, queers! John died for peace and humanity! — 72nd & Central Park West Overheard by: emily Chick on cell: Yeah, he wouldn’t watch my kid last night because he was hanging out with Wilmer Valderrama. –1st Ave between 12th & 13th Hobo: Betty Boop killed Martin Luther King! –1 train Overheard by: Harriet Vane