Wednesday One-Liners Need GPS Badly

Older man, screaming at Middle Eastern booth operator: You playa hata! You uptight and ignorant! This is bullshit! Go back to Leban!

--59th St subway station

Overheard by: Marissa


Frat boy: You need to go south of the Mason Dickinson line. That's where you find the really hot girls.

--14th & 2nd


Thug: I don't understand the Middle East shit. How can you be in the east and still be in the middle?!

--F train

Overheard by: Braincurve


Lady: I heard it was going to be a big thunderstorm out on Long Island. You know, just the Hamptons, Montauk and Connecticut.

--NYSC, Cobble Hill


Southern woman: Yeah, come meet us! We're on Long Island!

--Battery Park

Overheard by: Caty


Mexican girl: Most European countries make you join the army at 18. Colombia, Peru...

--28th & Park

Overhead by: Lindsay


Teen tourist: If I was in America, I would send this back.

--Thai restaurant, 34th St & 30th Ave, Astoria

Overheard by: Jamie M


Bus driver: I gotta get out of this country. It's too damn hot. I'm going to Alaska.

--M4 bus

Overheard by: Gwenn