When He Drinks, the Human Torch Behaves Badly

Drunk guy: Hi, my name's Bobby Flamer.
Girl: Haha, there's no way your last name is really Flamer.
Drunk guy: No, seriously, look at my ID.
Girl, looking at ID: This says your name is Eric Flamer.
Drunk guy: Yeah. I lied.

--Bar None, 3rd Ave between 12th & 13th

Overheard by: Zak Santucci