And That's When I Got the Idea For the Fucks Capacitor

Queer: So I hit my head on the locker door at the gym, and I think I damaged my cervical cortex.
Chick: I fucking hate you.--Lispenard StOverheard by: fat dragon



Headline by: Matthew Sahd Mohammed
Runners-Up:
· "He's Fucked In the Head" - John
· "I Knew You Cheated Off me on the Anatomy Exam!" - kyla
· "I Also Bruised my Temporal Labia" - Justin
· "It's Like Childbirth Every Time I Think" - alaina
· "It's Near the Mangina" - chris
· "Katie Holmes Finally Wakes Up" - Andy Adelewitz
· "Now I Have Two Cunts Giving me a Headache." - rather decline
· "Oddly Enough, All He Hears Is 'You're Fabulous'" - Alexandria Symonds
· "She Failed Her 'Bedside Manner' Class in Med School" - AL
· "Since You got Word-of-the-Day Toilet Paper, Things Haven't Been the Same" - Cheeky Brit
· "So, He Looks Great, Has a Gym Membership AND a Cervix. No Wonder She Can't Get a Date." - Mel Mouse
· "What Mr. and Mrs. Bush Say Behind Closed Doors" - Marissa
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