If We Don't Alienate Them, We're Just Letting the Cripples Win

Girl on cell: Hey, Jim...Yeah I'm on the bus. We're at 8th Street, but they're loading a cripple on, so I'm going to be late....I know!

Later in the ride...

Girl on cell: Hey, Jimmy...Yeah, now they're unloading the cripple. You guys should just start eating. I know! Didn't people used to be housebound? Don't they do that anymore?

--B63 bus, Park Slope

Overheard by: lish