Guy, watching a toddler have a meltdown on the sidewalk: Where’s Susan Smith when you need her? –Hudson & Jane Overheard by: jose clunie College girl: Mom, I can’t babysit them. Mom! Listen to me! I’m sorry, I don’t like babies. I find we have very little in common. –34th & Broadway Lady: I don’t know if that woman ever found her baby’s head! –King’s County civil court, Brooklyn Overheard by: kate s Mother to infant: I’m so glad you’re getting a personality now! You used to just sit there and bore the fuck out of me. I wasn’t sure if I was going to love you! You’re not going to remember that, are you? [to friend] Is she? –Water St & Hanover Sq Overheard by: zack Guy surrounded by kids: You’re all a bunch of savages. Little savages, that’s what you are! –151st & Broadway Overheard by: Pants Woman to baby in stroller: No crying! Crying is unacceptable. I don’t care how bored you are. [to clerk] Does this come in pink? –J Crew, Tme Warner Center, Columbus Circle Lady on cell: No, she don’t like anyone. She mean as shit…Nah…Nah…She don’t even like her own children. –Port Authority