Suit: I’d leave my wife for her if her clit didn’t taste like a spicy tuna roll. –Chambers & Broadway Girl on cell: I don’t care how many fingers you put in her. Bottom line is, she didn’t blow you. So I win. –Times Square Overheard by: shap Utilitarian guy: A blow job is better than no job. –Sex Work Conference, The New School Overheard by: wendy Girl: $50 for a 2-minute bj? I’d do it. It takes me 8 hours to make $50. Shit. –Queens bound F train Overheard by: Marisa Dude: So, did she orgasm in your mouth? –219 2nd Ave Overheard by: Trey Givens Hipster: I’m thinking of getting that little string thing attached to my tongue cut off so I can eat pussy better. –Chinatown bus Queer #1 to queer #2: Well if I’m not giving you head and you’re not giving me head then we’ve got a problem. –Wachovia, 17th & 7th Overheard by: Joanna