Wednesday One-Liners Have Gender Trouble

Old Jewess on cell: Carla is going to be there, too...You've met Carla...You met her the other week. She was the one with the penis.

--77th & 2nd

Overheard by: Joseph


Considerate guy: Hey, man, don't burst his bubble. If it ain't a man, it ain't a man.

--Outside 10th Precinct, W 20th St


Voice on intercom: Sir, that's the women's restroom. Sir...Sir...Stop!

--Times Square


Drunk guy: Well, it was either a real ugly woman or a guy with man-boobs.

--F train


Drunk dude to girl: Wow, you're the prettiest man I've ever seen.

--Women's bathroom, Saloon, 83rd & York

Overheard by: Aaron


Little girl, staring at the Statue of Liberty: Who's he supposed to be?

--Circle Line

Overheard by: emily


Young guy: ...so, technically, I'm lactating. Technically.

--Central Park