Wednesday One-Liners Burn, Baby, Burn

Queer: Hanging out with him is like doing charity work.

--Christopher & Bleecker

Overheard by: J. Ann


Ghetto girl to thug: You can't touch this. Keep reminiscin', mothafucka.

--106th & Columbus

Overheard by: Shmoop


Guy on cell: I'll be real with you, man. I know more than you. I know a lot more than you.

--17th & 5th


Altruist: He's really nice so I just fake it sometimes.

--Elevator, 120 Wall St

Overheard by: Aubrie


Teen girl: She did what? Oh my God, she is, like, so off my top 8.

--1 train


Queer: Well, I do like the person you want to be.

--Washington & Charles


Loud chick: Who knows how he lucked out into marrying her? I'm just always thinking, lady, you are hot, and yet you married an Ewok.

--Starbucks, 71st & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Susan Volchok